Oh, landlord!

oh landlord dear landlord, rent late, deadbeat, drunk, irresponsible, tenant

Oh, landlord!

dear, landlord!

toss me out thy



Ah, it was you

who trusted me

to pay his rent on time…

yet, all the while

it was I

who began


the gypsy

drinking his ale

by the side of the

dark moor,

whilst I

gagged and bound

you to the foot

of your bed


‘look for


by next


by stroke of


through hell

and high water

I shall deliver


in full’!



Author: Steven James Humphreys

Me and my wife live with our wonderful pets. I hope you like my blog finding it informative, meaningful and entertaining. I write about varied subjects having written books for sale on Amazon and Barnes and Noble.

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