was having a horrible time picking up on chicks
and going out on dates
he just couldn’t score
one rejection after another
he was really frustrated and confused about the whole
man and woman thing
he was tired of being someone’s door mat and having his heart smashed into a thousand pieces…
so he thought his master teacher must have had some luck with the opposite sex
at some point in his life and asked him his most serious question…
‘how do I become a man’?
‘no one can teach you how, not even I’ said the master
he continued with ‘when in doubt
my dear student buy a bag of fortune cookies.
your answer will be there in one of three fortune cookies’
so grasshopper rushed right out to the local corner store ripped open the bag and broke one open and there was his answer on a mere skinny piece of paper…
‘sorry grasshopper you are on your own’
still curious and amazed the fortune cookie knew his name, he cracked open yet another
the second one said ‘don’t be a whining kiss ass grasshopper, it makes woman puke’
even more frustrated he opened his last fortune cookie…
‘you become a man not by acting, only through being’
grasshopper took the small piece of paper to his master.
the master read it, shook his head and said…
‘that’s a bunch of B _ _ _ _ _ _ T my foolish student. you don’t get your wisdom from a stupid fortune cookie’!