replacement riddle

replacement riddle humor by steven james humphreys

the next door

neighbor’s dog

died and he was


so, his wife went

right out apparently

to try to make him happy

or not suffer as much

and bought him another

dog in the same breed.


he was still grieving

over the old dog

and wasn’t quite

ready for a replacement


then, sadly

soon after

the wife

gave my neighbor

his puppy

her husband died

a horrible death

in a burning

car accident

the next day

on the freeway

just a mile from home.

so, the riddle is what the

wife went out and did

the night after his



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