Man enough
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Man enough

There was a man dancing on stage in his pink Tutu with the spotlight on him. He turned and shouted since I was up in the balcony... he singled me out because I was the only one there. now, someone turned the spotlight on me illuminating the darkness I was sitting within. 'are you man… Continue reading Man enough

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Common sense and sensibility quote by steven james humphreys
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Common sense and sensibility

Through the eyes of love's inebriation, two heads are not better than one where there is no common sense and sensibility they should drink wine by the barrel full in a toast to each other's charms in wait for the day that God-given beam of light bursts down through heaven's gates enlightening thereby sobering them… Continue reading Common sense and sensibility

It's not the same anymore quote by steven james humphreys
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It’s not the same anymore

We don't get to vote anymore we lost it when no one thought it mattered we can't own a gun all the criminals still have them all the news says the same thing they tell us what to believe there are two parties conservative and liberal they take turns every other year things are pretty… Continue reading It’s not the same anymore

Dead Drunk Dad poem by steven james humphreys
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Dead Drunk Dad

'Hey, dad what are you doing here? haven't seen you for years, thought you'd disowned me! what do you mean when someone is dying they see the dead? No way, you don't mean'... 'yes, son, I think you know what I mean. your time's up. You have nothing to say about it'. 'I didn't commit… Continue reading Dead Drunk Dad

Loathing a poem by steven james humphreys
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Loathing

I loathe those phony wanna be intellectuals who want to make a point with me to explain their opinion in such minute detail no one can understand them so they feel like they're smart and we are dumb... I do not like those positive thinkers who deny all the negative which surrounds themselves and those… Continue reading Loathing

Nightmare at the Liquor Store, poem, steven james humphreys
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Nightmare at the Liquor Store

Nightmare at the Liquor Store man behind the counter I couldn't understand a word he said in gibberish were all out that they had no more and weren't ever getting any more went to another store same damned thing except they carried plenty of sarsaparilla. and, the mere thought of it made me puke all… Continue reading Nightmare at the Liquor Store